Day who gives a fuck.
Felt like writing something surreal. This happened.
Copenhagen is one of the most bicycle-friendly cities in the world. It also lends it's name to the quantum physics term, the Copenhagen Interpretation, which is that theory that says a particle exists in all states until someone observes it. In the many-worlds theory, all those states exist. The two theories are at odds with each other to say the least, but I liked the title too much to pass up.
[EDIT] Proving once again that I don't have any damn clue what my audience likes, this piece has baffled me with its popularity. Can someone explain it to me? I honestly didn't think that much of it when I posted it